My first journal is gonna be a meme...



A
- Available: for parties, dances and bar mitzvahs.
- Age: The medieval one. With swords.

- Annoyance: 1.people who constantly make vulgar jokes. 2. people who constantly spew racial jokes.

- Allergic: to nothing as far as I know… except boredom and poison.

- Animal: A-da fox!
- Actor: John Cleese, Milla Jovovich, Johnny Depp



B
- Beer: No thanks, I prefer wine.
- Birthday/Birthplace: July 31st, in a hospital in the U.S.
- Best Friends: Mr. Righty and Mr. Lefty. They help me draw.

- Body Part on opposite sex: Left knee? No, eyes.

- Best feeling in the world: how you feel when there’s no pressure on you.

- Blind or Deaf: Niether. I like my senses right where they are.

- Best weather: rainy

- Been in Love: yes, and regretted it many times.

- Been bitched out?: more times than I can count

- Been on stage?: Long time ago.

- Believe in yourself?: if I don’t, who will?

- Believe in life on other planets: statistically, how can there not be?

- Believe in miracles: Sure do!

- Believe in Magic: As much as I can

- Believe in God: Yes.

- Believe in Satan: Every good needs an evil

- Believe in Santa: Why not? Santa’s cool. He gets away with billions of counts of breaking and entering a year!

- Believe in ghosts/spirits: As much as I believe in the living.

- Believe in Evolution: One of my brothers figured out a way to link it to the Creation!



C
- Car: Whatever one I’m driving that’s not totalled

- Candy: Caramel cremes

- Color: Green

- Cried in school: No

- Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla trumps.

- Chinese/Mexican food: I am da Chopstick Masta!

- Cake or pie: either. Why? Got some?
- Countries to visit: All of Europe, some parts of Asia, and Australia.



D
- Day or Night: Night. I’m more awake then anyway.

- Dream vehicle: A chariot pulled by armadillos.

- Danced: like a cow with four severed legs.

- Dance in the rain?: yeah! It’s fun!

- Dance in the middle of the street?: No.

- Do the splits?: As far as my pants and groin allow me.



E
- Eggs: scrambled, fluffy, dash of salt, pepper, and paprika.

- Eyes: I got ‘em. They’re so dark brown they’re nearly black.

- Everyone has: legs. Except Vietnam Vets and Amputees.

- Ever failed a class?: Who hasn’t?



F
- First crush: When my big brother sat on me.

- Full name: Mathew Malachi Gonz-Wollwert

- First thoughts waking up: Crap, I'm late.

- Food: Spaghetti or Chinese



G
- Greatest Fear: dying alone

- Giver or taker: A little of both

- Goals: survive until tomorrow, repeat.

- Gum: Cool mint, bubble gum

- Get along with your parents?: more than your average person
- Good luck charms: My ring and my double crucifix



H
- Hair Color: dark brown with little smatterings of blonde, shoulder length,
- Height: about 5’8

- Happy: *does a happy dance!*

- Holidays: Halloween and Christmas.

- How do you want to die: eaten alive by armadilloes

- Health freak?: Not really.

- Hate: Heights. ‘Nuf said.



I (in gender of your choice)
- Eye color: green, blue, grey, or dark

- Hair color: black, red, brown, whatever.

- Height: My height or shorter.

- Clothing Style: whatever’s good.
- Characteristics: shy, sweet, ready to put up with my shenanigans.

- Ice Cream: strawberry-vanilla swirl!

- Instrument: keyboard, recorder, reed flute, lap harp



J
- Jewelry: my ring, a ruby set in white silver, and my double crucifix

- Job: I would love one.



K
- Kids: Sure, why not?

- Kickboxing or karate: whatever knocks your enemy’s block off.

- Keep a journal?: no, too much evidence.



L
- Longest Car Ride: about eight hours.

- Love: everything and everyone!

- Letter: Q

- Laughed so hard you cried: Watching any movie with Leslie Nielson in it.

- Love at first sight: Me and Beef Jerky Forever



M
- Milk flavor: strawberry

- Movie: The Dark Crystal, Labrynth

- Mooned anyone?: yes.

- Marriage: I’m okay with it.

- Motion sickness?: yes, but it hasn’t made me throw up in years.

- McD’s or BK: Whichever one has what I crave.



N
- Number of Siblings: Two brothers, two sisters, all older.

- Number of Piercing: None. The last thing I need is a hole in my head or body.

- Number: 42. It’s The Answer.



O
- Overused: my corny jokes

- One wish: A big library

- One phobia: Heights and/or falling.



P
- Place you’d like to live: Deep in a forest

- Pepsi/Coke: I’ll drink both


Q
- Quail: delicious

- Questionnaires: depends on my mood.



R
- Reason to cry: I just ran myself over. Don’t ask how.

- Reality T.V.: No. I will kill it.

- Radio Station: 95.9 FM Chicago

- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Yes.



S
- Song: One Winged Angel

- Shoe size: 11 1/2

- Sushi: It’s fish-tastic!

- Skipped school: Never in my life

- Slept outside: As often as I can get away with it.

- Seen a dead body?: what species?

- Smoked?: Not since I caught on fire.

- Skinny dipped?: No.

- Shower daily?: You wish

- Sing well?: Modestly well

- In the shower?: Yes!.

- Swear?: I try not to, but it happens

- Stuffed Animals?: Meowth plush, life-sized, dragon, biker wolf and rabbit (build-a-bear)

- Single/Group dates: Wish I had a date.

- Strawberries/Blueberries: strawberries ftw

- Scientists need to invent: a thought-activated special distortion device.



T
- Time for bed: when I can no longer see straight.

- Thunderstorms: Power outage ftw

- Touch your tongue to your nose?: no.



U
- Unpredictable: always

- Under the influence?: nope.

- Understanding?: always.



V
- Vegetable you hate: Brussel Sprouts

- Vegetable you love: Broccoli

- Vacation spot: California



W
- Weakness: Bad comedic timing

- When you grow up: I'll be old

- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Brandon

- Who makes you laugh the most: My dad

- Worst feeling: depression (I don’t get it often, but when I do…

- Wanted to be a model?: I’m not THAT good-looking!

- Where do we go when we die: Wherever we want

- Worst weather: Cold

- Walk with a book on your head?: Yup.



X
- X-Rays: Until Y-rays are discovered



Y
-Year it is now: 2009

-Yellow: Awesome



Z
- Zoo animal: Fox

- Zodiac sign: Leo